Let this be a warning to all men, put cornice in your wife's cupboard!
This morning at 1:30 am I wake to my necklaces making noise in a closed cupboard.
On opening the door there is a bush rat at head height looking back at Pooh.
What do you do at that hour of the morning, how do you remove a rat? Is it going to leap from the cupboard and go for his throat, run on to the floor and run through the house of sleeping children, get lost under toys or clothes?
It just seems very bad to my confused just awoken mind.
Pooh gets gloves, maybe he can catch it? It's not going to stay in a container with paper like an obedient spider. No way, springs straight past onto the floor of the bedroom and into the corner where my chair resides.
Words fail to express the horror we felt.
A stroke of early morning genius, call the dog. She was very bashful about coming into the bedroom, normally the forbidden zone, however on entry in less than 2 seconds she spied and caught the offending rat.
Victory and relief rushed through my body then remorse, I sort of felt sad, the bush rat is very very cute, but lets remember it crossed a boundary.
So needless to say I'm sure, Pooh is currently installing cornice into the now defiled cupboard, the dog is by the fire and the rat, well by all accounds it will reappear shortly in a new form ;o)
1 comment:
This is what our cat is for. He catches about 2 every 24 hour period! And definitely hears them if they come near our pantry cupboard. (They have left a little hole in the back of the cupboard so they can have ready entry. I have countered this with a little mouse trap smothered in peanut butter, right near the entry!)
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